Boris Barail

Three books, three worlds. Choose your door.

Tesla pulls the future by a rope while Eïon, the electron, speeds by in a red Corvette

The Odyssey of My Electrons

Silent Witnesses of Light

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Synopsis

The Odyssey of My Electrons is a novel carried by a singular voice, that of Eïon, an electron born at the moment of the Big Bang, who, with humor and since the very beginning, passes through matter, bodies and eras without ever disappearing.

The story opens with a paragraph that sets the tone.

“According to CERN, I am going to live sixty-six thousand yottayears, that is five quintillion times the current age of the universe. I would add: give or take five or six multiplied by, uh, multiplied by, let’s see, the gravity formula, for the accuracy of imperfection. Had CERN said my lifespan was only sixty-six thousand yottaseconds of a millisecond, I would have believed it just as readily, but not only could I not have told you my story, I wouldn’t be as proud as a pea-cock. Well, better to be a toad, because, just so you know, with his tiny amplexus a toad can stay on top of his beloved for days before having the time of his life. Wouldn’t you like to be a toad, but with Wide-Awake Beauty, eh? And you, sweetie, imagine you are the Wide-Awake Beauty for three consecutive days and nights!”

A family gathered around a dying man’s bed, reflected in a great gilded mirror

Le Miroir et l’Encrier

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Synopsis

Paris, 1888.

Geoffroy Grandjean, a mirror-maker on rue de Charonne, hangs a large mirror of his own making in his parlor. Behind the glass, in a hiding place hollowed out for the occasion, he slips a letter in which he confesses… a secret he will never have time to say out loud: his last sentence will be left hanging. He slips in a proverb whenever he can to show off his culture; he has his school certificate. Some are particularly tasty, such as: “He who goes to bed with an itchy backside wakes up with a stinking finger.”

His wife Marie-Jeanne, who knows everything and says nothing, doubles the quote for a large mirror ordered by the countess as revenge. The mirror and the inkwell of the little writing desk, silent narrators, will watch for seventy years as this family never finishes its sentences.

111 proverbes — a collage of illustrations

111 Silly World’s Proverbs for Adults

Illustrated · French, English, Spanish

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Synopsis

111 silly proverbs from around the world, for adults: funny and sometimes very crude, from Louisiana to Papua, from Italy to Australia. Each one is given in its original language with its equivalents in French, English and Spanish, and illustrated with a humorous image. A trilingual book to browse, to give and to read aloud, to laugh at the same things with different words.

Book for adults (18+): bawdy humour and crude language.

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